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Nica Sentence

Three men, an Italian, a French and a Nica went for a
job interview in England . Before the interview, they
were told that they must compose a sentence in English
with three main words: 'green', 'pink' and
'yellow'.

The Italian was first:
'I wake up in the morning. I see the yellow sun. I see

the green grass and I think to myself, I hope it will
be a pink day.'

The French was next:
'I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana, a
green pepper and in the evening I watch the pink panther
on TV.'

Last was the Nica:
'I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone
'green...green...', I pink up the phone and I say
'Yellow?'...puej..!!!

Otro FW pa chingar!